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Nusentinsaino

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#1 13 years ago

[color=Red]Dont you hate it when...[/color]

1. Police Officers repeat what you just answered to them, and it makes you feel retarded? 2. When in games or espectially DVD menus, they repeat the same fucking music over again and again? 3. When you hit your ass bone at the corner of a table. 4. Those Jesus lovin', Elvis lovin', fat-ass women with their viens exposed on her huge arms in her own personal car with no windows listening to country music? 5. When you attempt to get some night snacks, and its pitch black... you fumble around and hit things making a loud noise and end up hurting your feet and waking up your spouse/parents. 6. Those police officers who shave their head bald? Well, they all do! Those goddamn nazis! 7. When you just baked a fresh pizza in the oven and its all done, hot and sizzlin'... Yummy! Until the fucking moron hits the tray and down goes the pizza on the filthy floor? 8. Those people in shitty ford cars with bumber stickers litterally all over saying, "Jesus loves the USA!", "My son is an honor's student", etc.? 9. When a car goes extremely slow in front of you in a 55 mph zone, and speeds away in a 25 mph zone? 10. When you see a beautiful girl and you attempt to make out with her passionatly and then all of sudden you cough your fucking lungs out!

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Mihail VIP Member

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#2 13 years ago

nope.




Admiral Donutz VIP Member

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#3 13 years ago

no, i have aeg




SlauGht

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#4 13 years ago

yer i guess..




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#5 13 years ago
1. Police Officers repeat what you just answered to them, and it makes you feel retarded?

I haven't been arrested for monkey sex, so I wouldn't know.

2. When in games or espectially DVD menus, they repeat the same fucking music over again and again?

If it takes you that long to choose from three or four different options, maybe those police officers are on to something...?

3. When you hit your ass bone at the corner of a table.

Try getting your arse off the table.

4. Those Jesus lovin', Elvis lovin', fat-ass women with their viens exposed on her huge arms in her own personal car with no windows listening to country music?

Leave my mother out of it, if you know what's good for you.

5. When you attempt to get some night snacks, and its pitch black... you fumble around and hit things making a loud noise and end up hurting your feet and waking up your spouse/parents.

If you can't find or work something as simple as a light switch, maybe those police officers are on to something...?

6. Those police officers who shave their head bald? Well, they all do! Those goddamn nazis!

What? They have to wear hats and helmets! They probably get hat hair.

7. When you just baked a fresh pizza in the oven and its all done, hot and sizzlin'... Yummy! Until the fucking moron hits the tray and down goes the pizza on the filthy floor?

You're going to die quite soon if you waste pizza just because it's been on the floor. :mad:

8. Those people in shitty ford cars with bumber stickers litterally all over saying, "Jesus loves the USA!", "My son is an honor's student", etc.?

Not as much as I hate cars that don't have any bumpers at all.

9. When a car goes extremely slow in front of you in a 55 mph zone, and speeds away in a 25 mph zone?

[color=red]YES[/color]

10. When you see a beautiful girl and you attempt to make out with her passionatly and then all of sudden you cough your fucking lungs out!
  1. Perhaps the random beautiful girl you just attempted to make out with has ripped them out?
  2. If you can cough your lungs out, see a doctor.
  3. If you have already coughed your lungs out, see a doctor/undertaker.
  4. Can I have your lungs?
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You're welcome.




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#6 13 years ago

:agreed Thats my post, just enlarged.




Nusentinsaino

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#7 13 years ago

meh.




Phoenix_22 VIP Member

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#8 13 years ago

:D plus i'm too lazy to type.




Nusentinsaino

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#9 13 years ago

11. Dont you hate it when Gizmo deletes the award forums?




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#10 13 years ago

x. don't you hate it when someone makes a "dont you hate it?" thread?




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