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No Leaf Clover

I'm too cool to give a shit.

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#1 12 years ago

I can't get a girlfriend because.. I'm engaged.

Make up reasons why your life sucks here!




RadioactiveLobster Forum Admin

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#2 12 years ago
[COLOR=Red]FAIL[/COLOR]

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Memorex

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#3 12 years ago

I can't post in this thread because I already have a girlfriend :)




No Leaf Clover

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#4 12 years ago

[COLOR=Red]THIS THREAD FAILS AT LIFE [/COLOR]




SMC21

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#5 12 years ago
No Leaf Clover;3374682[COLOR=Red]THIS THREAD FAILS AT LIFE [/COLOR]

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Guns4Hire

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#6 12 years ago

I can't get a girlfriend because I play video games and hang out with my mother baking cookies. Someday I will find that perfect woman who likes to play with my wii wii and drink hot milk before bed. I'm looking for a hawt chick with inner beauty and a smoking personality. yeah. I'm leet like that.




Pethegreat VIP Member

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#7 12 years ago
I can't get a girlfriend because I play video games and hang out with my mother baking cookies. Someday I will find that perfect woman who likes to play with my wii wii and drink hot milk before bed. I'm looking for a hawt chick with inner beauty and a smoking personality. yeah. I'm leet like that.

:giggle:.

I can't seem to find one whose dad won't cut off my nuts if I hold hand with her(true story)




rebornintheglory

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#8 12 years ago

Do tell.




nameless720

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#9 12 years ago

[SIZE="7"][COLOR="Black"]^^^^^Look At The Cat!! LOLZ!!11 His Fingers Are Moving Now!! Lolz!!!111[/COLOR][/SIZE]




Faceless32

I follow teh Moo!

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#10 12 years ago

ZOMG d0m0nz catz w00tage!!! lolzololz