The Religion Of L u l Z! 20 replies

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Savage Steez

lol wut?

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#1 9 years ago
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I see the title of the thread actually made you come here my children. Here I shall introduce to you my brothers our New Religion and we shall write the Basic Doctrines for it. For the sake of eternal LuLz, I call to you Brethren, help me to spread the Lulz over the globe, and thus become one with the ideology I have. [COLOR=DarkRed]The Beginning:[/COLOR] [COLOR=Black] Day 1:[/COLOR] The Eternal God of Lulz created the earth, the living beings on it, and the Inter-web.

[COLOR=Black] Day 2:[/COLOR] He thought that the world needs more fun thus he decided to allow man to create websites, forums & chats.

[COLOR=Black] Day 3:[/COLOR] Communities appeared and God thought that it was good and gave them IM to get closer to each other.

[COLOR=Black] Day 4:[/COLOR] He created sound systems and web-feeds for us to be able to see each other.

[COLOR=Black] Day 5: [/COLOR] He has seen that the internet is used for bad things and created the almighty force of the Internet Police ( a bunch of nubs)

[COLOR=Black] Day 6: [/COLOR] The Prayers have been heard and thus God created games for us to live another life also.

[COLOR=Black] Day 7:[/COLOR] God seen all way good and made some people his followers who are entitled to spread the world of LuLz to all.

My brother the basic Doctrines have been written. Add here your additions to the stories , O people be blessed by the power of LuLz.

For the sake of Global LuLz I declare this a dawn of a New Era

************************************************************************************** Inspired by my newly found friends i shall continue with the teachings.

[COLOR=DarkRed] The Guidelines[/COLOR][COLOR=DarkRed]:[/COLOR] For Life (sins and non sins that must be done)

1. You sin if you do not jack on pr0n so you should coz its good.

2. You shall flame em nubs. Not doing so will result in you becoming a nub. (Not Nab. Nabs are special)

3. NO HABBO RETRO (AND I MEAN IT)

4. We all must spread the wub and lulz over the entire internet.

5. Be nice and kinky all the time.

6. Female members must and i mean MUST offer sex to the male ones (at request of ins@ne (sexy beast) :-P)

7. You must understand the secret ways of speakin 1337.

8. Do not Lulzy what cannot be Lulz'd. It's a sin punishable by buttseckz. (to be extended) ....

[COLOR=DarkRed]Ranking System:[/COLOR]

1. Bishop - Starters, Founders and Long Time Followers of the LulZ! The Elders of the LulZ!

2. Patre - Heads of the New Followers and Recruits.

3. Assassin (Ninja) - Killers of All Non-LulZ. Official Guardians of the Lulz. They have huge cocks.

4. Nab (Pirate) - Stealers of the LulZ from the unworthy and giving them to the needy and worthy.

5. Follower - Bleh. Does not need a description.

6. Sneaky Bastard - Bastards who use their skill to sneak among the ranks without getting noticed

[COLOR=DarkRed]Recruiting:[/COLOR]

Yes. The God of LulZ has seen this forum fit and has given this opportunity to you all to endorse this epic Religion. All those who wish to do so will have to follow the doctrines and guidelines strictly. And do enroll here so that you're name can be carved onto the list.

You can put up your application form here.

[COLOR=DarkRed]Statutory Warning:[/COLOR]

All those who shall go against the Holy Empire of LuLZ shall suffer miserably, be hunt down by ours Ninjas, and thus die in a fridge as punishment (and raped a couple of times just for the sake of it by creatures from the unknown). Flying fucks.

[COLOR=DarkRed]Mandatory: [/COLOR] All LulZ followers are required to use the LulZ Logo present at the top of this post and enlighten the ignorant of the Power of the Lulz!

[COLOR=DarkRed]New Members: [/COLOR]

[/color]New members will go here.[/color][/size] [COLOR=Red]-- Followers Of The LulZ![/COLOR]




Jetfreak

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#2 9 years ago

Say Whaaaat? Tardsmilie.jpg And yes, recent tests on several local universities have finally concluded that..........




whitelancer11

I post to get attention

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#3 9 years ago

wow you really have plenty of free time on yah? well im in.. lulz..




Jetfreak

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#4 9 years ago

hehe




Covin Narcissus

Love is all.

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#5 9 years ago

[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"]For the love of god and all that is holy, GO BACK TO /b/. Fuck off. Please. Take your lulz and shove it up your ass because that's how you like it. moof is a faggot. kthxdie.[/SIZE][/COLOR]




wasturr

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#6 9 years ago

Did you mean the Religion of L o l t H?




Vertical345

Revenge was here.

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#7 9 years ago

Covin Narcissus;4778595[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"]For the love of god and all that is holy, GO BACK TO /b/. Fuck off. Please. Take your lulz and shove it up your ass because that's how you like it. moof is a faggot. kthxdie.[/SIZE][/COLOR]

Shut the fuck up and gb2b.

I'm here for the lulz.




Darth Taxi

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#8 9 years ago
Gillderais;4778601Did you mean the Religion of L o l t H?

Back to your hole drow.

GLORY TO THE LULZ ETERNAL!




Vertical345

Revenge was here.

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#9 9 years ago

Darth Taxi;4778747Back to your hole drow.

GLORY TO THE LULZ ETERNAL!

AMEN BROTHER!




wasturr

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#10 9 years ago

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