The Rise of the Mongoose Empire 22 replies

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Mr. Matt VIP Member

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#1 14 years ago

It was dark. The Chipmunk Palace was bathed in unnerving shadows, as some windows cast light out over the gargoyles and naked prostitutes. The Great Leader of the Chipmunks, who went by the name of 'Chip', was sleeping in the Great Bloody Bedroom of Kings 'n Shit, on the top floor of one of the massive, Gothic turrets. In through the open window came a curious looking creature. It moved to the bed, and sniffed the chipmunk quietly. The creature opened its mouth to a huge, physically impossible size, and put the chipmunk in it. It swallowed, and licked its lips, and fell asleep in the chipmunk's bed. A similar display could be seen in all the bedrooms and barracks. Chipmunk guards were yanked into the shadows and eaten. Their entire supply of 'Jumbo Family Sized Breadsticks' was devoured. After a few bone-crunching sounds, the blue flag of the Chipmunk Imperium was slowly lowered and eaten. Another was put up in its stead; it was green. And had a bite mark on the corner. The next day, the leader of the peculiar creatures addressed the press. "Fibble," the creature said, putting on some glasses and reading from a piece of half-eaten paper. "Farg nak pillong sele popopopopopopopopopopopopopwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kakak pong mal tala." He bowed, took a bite from the podium, and scurried off. The translator looked confused, but snapped his fingers. "I am a mongoose," he translated. "I like to eat stuff I find. If you find anything, please feed it to me or one of my personal assistants and we'll get back to you." Now the translator seemed even more confused. But it didn't matter. The Mongoose Empire had unintentionally taken command of the Domain of the Sigatar, and would eat anyone who stood in their way.




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#2 14 years ago

pethegreat's squirrels have no chance against the mongoose.




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#3 14 years ago
Master of Realitypethegreat's squirrels have no chance against the mongoose.

*The mongoose skidded to a halt, turned, scurried over to MoR, took a bite out of his arm and scurried off, giggling like a school girl.*




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#4 14 years ago

mongoose dont giggle. Unless you live in Willy Wonka's choclate factory, then they might.




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#5 14 years ago
Smitty025mongoose dont giggle. Unless you live in Willy Wonka's choclate factory, then they might.

Yes they do. Go find one and tell it a joke. Or let it eat you.




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#6 14 years ago

the cobra shall overcome your pitiful mongoose:naughty:




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#7 14 years ago

haha new sig time to challenge Mr. MAtt:D




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#8 14 years ago

cobras like eating yummy mongooseyumyum.gif




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#9 14 years ago

jhawk's penguins pwn you all!!!




Col Jimmy Emeric

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#10 14 years ago

damn mongoose

the snakes will win

wait no the mongoos will

...it doesnt matter we're all doomed