/me chokes the smurf.
*WRITHLES IN PAIN* "Mothaf*** This is a new shirt! AND THERE GOES MY SMURFING HAT! YOU! YOU MONSTER!" *Continues to writhle in pain*
(Note: The cussing is nothing against you seriously, just acting character, that's all. ;) )
yWizePapaSmurfy"Something I've always wanted to know.. since your papasmurf.. do you pimp out smurfette? She's the only female smurf in a village of smurfs.. you do the math."
-Typical outsider question. I can answer that. Smurfette is a blood sacrifice for our Neo-Generationist covenant, she satisfies the Monster's (Gargamel's) urges. Now, a lot of people wonder how we Smurfs multiply. It just so happens she escapes the Monster's clutches everytime, and this is her turn on. Thus, a mad Smurf Orgy ceremony occurs upon her every return. Once she gives birth, she is again nailed to a cross and carried off for sacrifice. Do not pity her, as she knows her purpose well...Also, if you are curious why there are more than one Papa Smurfs around here it's because we are currently in the midst of an uprising amongst the more traditionals (Him) and the Neo-Generationists. (Me) We Neo-Generationists do not believe in one leader in that we are more leaning toward a council-run republic The Traditionalists think Smurfette should be for Papa Smurf alone, but us Neo-Generationists differ in our beliefs, as exemplified in the previous description. Other things we Neo-Generationists stand for include: 1. Exploiting our 'shroom economy. 2. Communism will never go away. 3. Change is good, as long as we get to stay Communist. 4. Nuclear Proliferation. 5. Gnome and Dwarf genocide. And much more. If you are interested in becoming a Neo-Generationist, SAY SO NOW! Lest be marked as a Traditionalist and die upon the successful elemination of he who is known as PAPA SMURF...So rally with me, WIZE PAPA SMURF as that old geezer has no wisdom in him!
PRAISE THE OLD WAYS WHILE ADAPTING WITH THE NEW!
PRAISE THE 'SHROOM, AS IT IS THE LIFEBLOOD FOR OUR ECONOMY!
THINK NOT AS SMURFETTE AS EVIL, FOR SHE IS BUT A SACRIFICE!
Smurfs are A-sexual.
^^ Prove it.
...And dats da truf!
Donnie Darko said that they were.
Post Jumped you've been!
reborninthegloryDonnie Darko said that they were.
The whole reason I made this post was to combat Donnie Darko, for he is clearly not a smurf.
^^ Again, prove it.