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Ryojin

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#1 4 years ago

Soma is a chaingun/minigun equivalent, though. It's also a sniper rifle. It also washes your clothes, your car, and your kids. Sure, it's probably slipping your wife the dick, but it's such a nice guy about it that you don't feel so bad. It carries you home when you get too drunk at the bar because the plant "downsized" you.

and then it fucks your wife in front of you

...While making julienne fries.

I lol'd.


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#2 4 years ago

dont du dr0gzx




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#3 4 years ago

Dear diary,

On 4/11/14, Ryojin turned gay.




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#4 4 years ago

and entered a relationship with Uchuujin




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#5 4 years ago

I remember the last time a guy tried something with me. Burnt penis sure smells tasty.




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#6 4 years ago

I'm sorry for your loss, but you really shouldn't eat yourself.




Ryojin

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#7 4 years ago

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