These are the horrific chain of events that made my white shirt turn red. September 18, 1982- littlebond purchases a plain white shirt for 19.99 at an undisclosed location in New York City. September 19, 1982- after a long night of fighting mobsters in the city of New York, littlebond returns home and puts away his shirt. September 14, 1983- littlebond receives a call from the CIA requesting his presence in Colombia to stop an uprising against El Presidente. March 17, 1983- littlebond, wearing his white shirt for the first time since he bought it, takes off in his private jet and lands at an undisclosed location in Colombia. March 17-18, 1983- littlebond brutally crushes the uprising, killing thousands of people. Tragically, in the process of stopping the uprising, his shirt became stained with the blood of the many Colombians he had killed.