John Waynes not dead, but frozen! and the minute we find a cure for cancer we're gonna thaw him out, and hes gonna be pissed! You know how pissed? Ever taken a cold shower? well times that by 150,000,000, and thats how pissed hes gonna be! And hes gonna team up with Clint Eastwood, and their gonna kick some ass!
until chuck norris stops them. which will happen yesterday.
Chuck Norris' ass got kicked by Bruce Lee.
End of Norris.
then Jackie Chan and that black guy from rush hour will come, and while bruce lee is beating the living hell out of jackie chan, the b;lack guy will shoot bruce with a shotgun, then die because without jackie chan he is nothing
*shoots the druggie*
you can't kill John Wayne that easy, he could pwn Norris
i own john wyne on a leash
he's frozen stupid, I think he'll kick the ass of the Soviet Union
as i said, i own his frozen corpse on a leash