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Tarvos

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#1 10 years ago

I think the TSA is yet another attempt by the liberals to force socialism on us. I was at the airport and I was confronted by Obama's top agents, a wing of the Masonic Order known as the Knights of Imperial Sodomy. These were some of the most fiercely gay ding dongs I've ever encountered. They started by bending me over the desk and probing me. the Sodomy Knight then proceeded to lick my ear while whispering "Don't worry. Lord Obama's socialist healthcare system will treat any damage I do to your rectum." Of course he was LYING. The Knights then made me watch gay porn, and it wasn't even the high quality stuff. When I tried to sue, Grand Cumlord Obama pardoned the Knights for probing for our country where others wouldn't. Is this just the next step in making America socialist?




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#2 10 years ago

tl;dr




Ensign Riles Advanced Member

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#3 10 years ago

:rofl:

I hope.




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#4 10 years ago

:wtf:




redgroupclan

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#5 10 years ago

I don't know how to respond to this.




SuperSmeg

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#6 10 years ago




Nittany Tiger Advanced Member

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#7 10 years ago




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#8 10 years ago

Oh God, it happened to me to!

Except they got me at a public restroom off the I-5!




redgroupclan

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#9 10 years ago
SuperSmeg;5430599

The reward for sitting through that video should have been getting to see them scan a dirty picture of the blonde chick.