I think the TSA is yet another attempt by the liberals to force socialism on us. I was at the airport and I was confronted by Obama's top agents, a wing of the Masonic Order known as the Knights of Imperial Sodomy. These were some of the most fiercely gay ding dongs I've ever encountered. They started by bending me over the desk and probing me. the Sodomy Knight then proceeded to lick my ear while whispering "Don't worry. Lord Obama's socialist healthcare system will treat any damage I do to your rectum." Of course he was LYING. The Knights then made me watch gay porn, and it wasn't even the high quality stuff. When I tried to sue, Grand Cumlord Obama pardoned the Knights for probing for our country where others wouldn't. Is this just the next step in making America socialist?
No! I'm Spamacus!
17th June 2003
I don't know how to respond to this.
Feel me. Do I feel pretty?
15th September 2004
Oh God, it happened to me to!
Except they got me at a public restroom off the I-5!
The reward for sitting through that video should have been getting to see them scan a dirty picture of the blonde chick.