My left eye.
and it hurts
Remove the eye in that case.
Who needs eyes anyway? If you like I'll show you some material that will make you want to gouge them out.
Spork? Tried that. Just made lots of blood and a slimy substance.
3 hours still got it in your eye? use a kitchen knife......
Actually it's gone now. This should be on Unsolved Mysteries.
/me does deep spooky voice
It's Wednesday. September 30th, 2006. !5 year old Ryan makes his way to his computer. He rubs his eye. Something is there. It itches. It burns. It annoys him. He posts about it on FileFront Gaming Forums. Three hours later, the something is gone. It is still unknown what this something was.