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belthagor

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In the old times, whats currently known as tobacco, used to be boiled in water, by Indians. They shaved parts of their heads, in order to show what tribe they are from, however there was no such thing as a bald Indian. The mysterious liquid can also be drank, but I don't recommend it, as smoking cigarettes is still the best way of getting your dose of nicotine. This amazing invention helped hair growth and thickness for generations, and is a lost remedy in our modern society. It is usually rubbed in hair, in order for it to reach the base of the scalp, past the top of your hair, and into the roots. It has helped hair growth and prevented hair loss more effectively than many creams and hair tonics we currently have, even hair implantation (where they take hair from some part of your body and put it in your scalp, is less effective. Think about this the next time you buy a pack of cigarettes. They have more uses than one might think.

apologies for writing this in 2 minutes (I am guessing the grammer probably shows it)

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#2 5 years ago

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#4 5 years ago

belthagor;5705542In the old times, whats currently known as tobacco, used to be boiled in water, by Indians. They shaved parts of their heads, in order to show what tribe they are from, however there was no such thing as a bald Indian. The mysterious liquid can also be drank, but I don't recommend it, as smoking cigarettes is still the best way of getting your dose of nicotine. This amazing invention helped hair growth and thickness for generations, and is a lost remedy in our modern society. It is usually rubbed in hair, in order for it to reach the base of the scalp, past the top of your hair, and into the roots. It has helped hair growth and prevented hair loss more effectively than many creams and hair tonics we currently have, even hair implantation (where they take hair from some part of your body and put it in your scalp, is less effective. Think about this the next time you buy a pack of cigarettes. They have more uses than one might think.

apologies for writing this in 2 minutes (I am guessing the grammer probably shows it)

Tootles!

P.S. Mods feel free to edit this and add in a poll on if I am a complete ass or you believe me

Tobbacco tea sounds fucking horrrible.

I read something about the haircuts the natives had were to make it more difficult to get their heads scalped by motherfuckers as they did on their enemies. Something with that they used to hair to pull off the scalp from their enemies, so without much hair on themselves, worked as a prevention I won't drink fucking tobbacco water, however I'm planting penis and you got herpes from this post. Chicken drill.


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#5 4 years ago

Einherjar Silberio;5705624Tobbacco tea sounds fucking horrrible.

I read something about the haircuts the natives had were to make it more difficult to get their heads scalped by motherfuckers as they did on their enemies. Something with that they used to hair to pull off the scalp from their enemies, so without much hair on themselves, worked as a prevention I won't drink fucking tobbacco water, however I'm planting penis and you got herpes from this post. Chicken drill.

What the fuck was this post, I didn't smoke pot by then


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#6 4 years ago
Einherjar Silberio;5744590What the fuck was this post, I didn't smoke pot by then

I believe that post was an early warning-sign of Ebola.




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#7 4 years ago

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#8 4 years ago

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#9 4 years ago
Schofield;5744595I believe that post was an early warning-sign of Ebola.

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#10 4 years ago
Einherjar Silberio;5744677'holy dick

You might be the reason Ebola is spreading.




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