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Ensign Riles VIP Member

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#1 8 years ago

I have about ten private chats going on. They really think I'm amandaxxx. This one really is cracking me up:

(He was in his car!) [22:42] nick: gow u doin sexy [22:43] amandaxxx: Mighty fine. [22:43] nick: sure do where u from [22:43] amandaxxx: The lumberyard. [22:44] nick: wat????? wats that [22:44] amandaxxx: I like to be planked there. [22:44] nick: lol ur funny miss [22:45] nick: wat u mean by thT [22:45] amandaxxx: I don't joke around about a good planking. I like to be nailed, HARD! [22:46] nick: o ok that wats good i give it hard wat u workin wit [22:46] amandaxxx: I like to be nailed, hammered, and planked in my butt joint. [22:47] nick: u a lil freak miss can i get a smile from u [22:47] amandaxxx: I'm not happy until I feel your woody plank nailing me.

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[22:16] chaser: hey [22:17] chaser: you wanna chate with me [22:19] chaser: hey [22:19] amandaxxx: Hey baby [22:19] chaser: hey [22:19] chaser: whats up [22:20] amandaxxx: Your plank? [22:20] chaser: plank? [22:20] amandaxxx: Your woody plank. [22:20] chaser: how old r u [22:20] amandaxxx: 37 [22:20] amandaxxx: You? [22:20] chaser: 22 [22:20] amandaxxx: Nice [22:21] chaser: yea blow me a kkiss on ur camm [22:21] amandaxxx: I'm not into the kissy stuff, just the planking. [22:21] chaser: haha [22:21] amandaxxx: Want to nail me? [22:21] chaser: do u have a pvt cam we can use [22:22] amandaxxx: What do you mean? [22:22] chaser: like yahoo has cam we can talk on and video chat or skype [22:23] amandaxxx: Do they require an account? [22:23] chaser: Not available [22:23] chaser: how do u like it baby [22:23] amandaxxx: HARD [22:23] chaser: Not available [22:23] chaser: how do u like it [22:24] amandaxxx: I think you're breaking up [22:24] chaser: how do u like it [22:24] chaser: baby [22:24] amandaxxx: HARD. Especially on the rear. [22:24] chaser: nice [22:24] amandaxxx: I like my bum reddened with your plank. [22:25] chaser: yea [22:25] chaser: u like talkin dirty dont u [22:25] amandaxxx: You betcha. [22:26] chaser: haha [22:26] chaser: u dont move to much do u in ur cam [22:26] amandaxxx: Nah, this sofa is comfy. [22:26] amandaxxx: Great springs too. [22:26] amandaxxx: Makes for some good planking. [22:27] chaser: will u wave to me [22:27] amandaxxx: I'm a quadriplegic. [22:27] chaser: why do u call it planking [22:27] chaser: wat is that [22:27] amandaxxx: Because your wood is so hard. [22:27] chaser: ok [22:28] chaser: wat do u call ur wet spot [22:28] amandaxxx: My screw hole. [22:28] amandaxxx: I want you to nail it. [22:28] chaser: oh [22:29] chaser: why dont u have a man [22:29] chaser: as beautiful as u r [22:29] amandaxxx: Why would I just want one? [22:29] chaser: haha [22:29] amandaxxx: I like being planked by as many people as I can. [22:30] chaser: say somting to me on ur cam [22:31] chaser: i wanna hear ur voice [22:31] amandaxxx: No micy no worky. [22:31] chaser: hmm [22:31] chaser: do u have skype [22:31] amandaxxx: Nope [22:32] chaser: whats quadripalegic ? [22:32] amandaxxx: Paralyzed arms and legs. [22:33] chaser: flash me on u cam [22:34] chaser: haha [22:34] amandaxxx: I don't want to end up on 4chan. [22:34] chaser: whats 4chan [22:34] amandaxxx: You don't want to know. [22:34] chaser: really [22:35] chaser: ok [22:35] amandaxxx: Really. [22:35] chaser: really really [22:35] chaser: u need to smile somtime u look sad [22:35] amandaxxx: I'm not being planked, of course I'm sad. [22:35] chaser: yea me to [22:36] chaser: how do u plan we plank on here [22:36] amandaxxx: That does pose a bit of a problem. [22:36] chaser: yea [22:37] chaser: wat other ways do u like it [22:37] amandaxxx: Drilled, nailed, hammered, pretty much anywhere. [22:38] amandaxxx: No such thing as a bad place to be planked. [22:38] chaser: wats ur favorite ways [22:39] amandaxxx: I like being planked in the butt joint. [22:39] chaser: well if i was wit u u wouldnt need to be planked by other ppl i would go all day wit u [22:41] chaser: wats the butt joint [22:41] amandaxxx: A fun place. [22:41] chaser: will u tell me [22:42] amandaxxx: It's where you connect the plank. [22:42] chaser: ok [22:43] chaser: well im gonna get off here if u ever get a instint messager like aim yahoo or skype u hit [22:43] chaser: me up [22:43] amandaxxx: Sounds good. [22:44] chaser: find me on here tomarrow if u can somehow [22:44] amandaxxx: I'll try my best. [22:44] chaser: okay bye [22:45] chaser: have a goodnight




redgroupclan

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#2 8 years ago

I couldn't help but notice they lack knowledge on common sense terms...




Sadim-Al-Bouncer

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#3 8 years ago

The second guy sounds even younger than RGC.




redgroupclan

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#4 8 years ago

Oh lawd. :facepalm:




Ensign Riles VIP Member

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#5 8 years ago

We went from 8 to 50+ people after I brought Amanda back up.

[23:53] dirtydiaper: got any diapers :P

[23:54] yoyo: my oh my you are sexy!




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#6 8 years ago

You forgot about my bieber gif. Most of them are in for my bieber gif.


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