When they're telling you how you need to shave, tell all the people around you out of the corner of your mouth "Stay perfectly still, they can only see motion" and staring straight ahead without moving.
I pretend to do stuff.
16th January 2004
'Stealing' all their stuff. We did that to a science teacher once on april 1st. We stole everything, from wallet to briefcase. He got it back later, but he wasn't that amused.
Already had the whole class leaving the class room while the teacher was away. We also Hid all the chairs away once and another time, when the teacher came back we threw balls of paper at him... That was a funny teacher (he was actually laughing when that happened, I mean, we weren't mean at him). Loved that history teacher, he started showing us funny ads from time to time... Ah highschool memories.....
Two words: Bitch slap. Did that to my algebra teacher on friday, quickest way to make a teacher hate your guts.:nodding:
Say your a conservative.
Ask your English Teacher if they have a Shakespearian book in English.
Ask if you can borrow their Sparknotes.
A good one is to stick sellotape around all the desk legs, so the teacher trips up while walking around. We did that to a science teacher who didn't have the best sight, and he didn't know what had happened! :lol:
I didn't make it!
Get naked in front of your teacher that always ticks them off.
when they say "gimme your lunch" throw it at them especially if its a gooey lunch like pasta or pudding
... and when exactly do teachers say 'gimme your lunch'?
When you start eating in class, I betcha.