So lately I've been told quite a few times that I look much younger than I really am. I'm currently 21 years, 7 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, 18 hours old, but today I encountered four different people who brought up how young I looked. One person actually thought I was sixteen.
Should I start gluing sandpaper to my face, and talk through a voice scrambler?
No, no. You just have to act badass
Such as eating a lot of broccoli, and aiming my rear end at other people?
Naw, just give into the anger. Let your wrinkles amplify until they become to pronounced that it looks like you've had a very stressful life. Then act like you're the CEO of a big company. Chest out! Shoes spik-n-spanned. Hair shaved down the center and combed over like Dick Cavett. Gain some weight.
Just watch the Walrus in Alice and Wonderland. He will be your new role model
Trust me on this. I'm legit.
when I moved back to the states I was a junior in High school. Everybody says I looked like a freshmen.
Grow a beard? How do you dress?
Maybe he can't grow a beard
How does he dress!
Like a woman.
Unfortunately my webcam doesn't have a timer function of some kind. This was what I was wearing today:
I also haven't gotten around to removing all of the protective plastic wrap surrounding my laptop. I've had it for over two and a half months now. :cort: