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UGSAce

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#1 11 years ago

Dumaguete City, Philippines - published on hipfox.com - A woman who got mad that her boyfriend of 12 years hadn’t gotten her a valentine’s day gift flew into a rage yesterday and chopped off her left nipple after cutting off her boyfriend’s penis first. eek.gif

Reynato Reyes, 41, said that his girlfriend had wanted a wedding ring and had been asking for marriage due to stress and nagging from her mother who was dying from cancer.

The girlfriend herself also wanted to have children before she got too old to “play with them”, he said and her mom had hinted on several occasions that Reynato was a loser and that her daughter would be better off without him.

Reynato said that if he had married his girlfriend like the mom wanted, she probably (the mom) would not have stopped nagging them anyway and he saw no need of marrying her as it kept their relationship much more alive that way.

He said the girlfriend, Loreli Belmonte, 32, had warned him that if he did not get her what she wanted after staying with him that long, then she would cut off a part of her body that he loved the most.

Reynato says that he did not take her seriously since she herself loved her own breasts and had forced Reynato to pay for her to get a breast augmentation two years ago.

Reynado says he immediately forgot about the threat when he went to work that morning and that upon coming back home from work later that evening, he found a gift-wrapped box sitting on the floor of his living room.

Just then, Loreli walked in from the bedroom and straight out asked him for “the ring”.

When Reynato failed to produce a ring, Loreli calmly walked toward the box, opened it and took out a brand new machete.

Reynato tried backing out the front door and was obstructed by a chair behind him. He fell backwards and hit his head on the arm chair knocking himself out.

When he came to, he was lying on a hospital bed with unbelievable pain in his groin.

He learned from the police as they questioned him that his girlfriend had indeed cut off her left nipple after cutting his penis off and had then proceeded to call the police and tell them exactly what she had done.

Doctors did manage to stitch Reynato’s penis back and he says he is ready to forgive and forget and would take her back as soon as she is released from jail. rolleyes.gifhttp://www.businessportal24.com/en/Hipfox_Woman_Valentine_121429.html




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#2 11 years ago

HAHAHAHAH ohh god




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#3 11 years ago

"Oh baby I still love ya c'mere and lemme see how your nipple's doing"




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#4 11 years ago

ppl r crazyyyyyyyyyy




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#5 11 years ago

You've gotta be kidding me... I've had enough... /me nukes world




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#6 11 years ago

God what kind of crazy world do we live in




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#7 11 years ago

Well....obviously she is crazy. Now guys....don't let this rare occurance discourage you from girls. How many guys do you know got their thing chopped off by their girlfriend? None right?




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#8 11 years ago

just dont bite




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#9 11 years ago
ANZACSAS;3538885just dont bite

Well...if guys put their thing in the right place....you don't ever have to worry about getting bitten.




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#10 11 years ago

That women has problems


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