Tired of this "zombie Jesus" thing 14 replies

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#1 7 years ago

He's clearly a Lich. When will people learn?




Ryojin

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#2 7 years ago

Never, obviously. People never learn.


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#3 7 years ago

Ridiculously inaccurate.

PS: I realize it's a joke and I find it funny, I even find the zombie Jesus jokes funny--but the joke itself is flawed. "Liches are depicted as being clearly cadaverous, their bodies desiccated or even completely skeletal"? WTF? Jesus was (if you believe what the Bible says about him) a perfect man, now why in the fuck would he be a skeleton and have dead flabby sagging poop flesh?




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#4 7 years ago

He wouldn't have decomposed much in three days, so he'd still look pretty normal. His spirit just reanimated his dead body, which is pretty close to what is actually taught about his resurrection.

PS: I'm glad you think it's funny, and aren't offended. :)




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#5 7 years ago

I'm offended and demand that this thread be closed, and burnt to ashes, then the ashes forcefed to you, and then you burnt to ashes as well!


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#6 7 years ago

Totes;5631607Ridiculously inaccurate.

PS: I realize it's a joke and I find it funny, I even find the zombie Jesus jokes funny--but the joke itself is flawed. "Liches are depicted as being clearly cadaverous, their bodies desiccated or even completely skeletal"? WTF? Jesus was (if you believe what the Bible says about him) a perfect man, now why in the fuck would he be a skeleton and have dead flabby sagging poop flesh?

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When Jesus went to the synagogue, the day he ressurected, he told... Peter or some other guy to TOUCH HIS WOUND IN THE WAIST, and he did!

Also, IIRC, it says that the dead of Jerusalem got up from their tombs and walked on the streets.


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#7 7 years ago

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#8 7 years ago

I'd play that.

Prolly ragequit it also.


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#9 7 years ago

[COLOR=SeaGreen]I would definitely play that! :nodding: [/COLOR]


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#10 7 years ago

But would you play it online?


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