Jeff is a mean boss
28th July 2002
Ok this is liek totally a serious question. Aight??
Have you ever taken a truly epic #2??
What is the proper procedure for dealing with an epic #2??
Should you flush it away, never to be seen again or let it set so that the next person to use that toilet gets to enjoy what you have done. Perhaps they will make it a goal to out do you and leave something for the next person.
I'm a book!
13th November 2002
Take pictures and share them with your closest friends.
Call me Pingwin
26th May 2005
Well. I have my own bathroom with nobody else going there, I suppose there is nobody else to enjoy it. I would probably not leave it there to bask at it later, as it would be so epic that the next poop i take looks bad in comparison, and ill feel self concious.
21st October 2004
It it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown FLUSH THAT SHIT DOWN.
8th May 2007
Rain down clear, clean death on that putrid foe.
6th May 2007
Once I had a really big #2 and it was with my class on a skiing (drinking) course. I thought that I flushed it...but it came back from the #2 hell to scare people. From that day the poo was called Mr. Hankey and few photoes were taken for the archives....I have the photo somewhere but I would have to find it first.
26th June 2004
I don't take epic #2, I go with rabbit pellets.
Wanna go Double Dutch?
9th December 2003
Scope it up, relocate it to an other toilet and flush it.
That way you can denie any potential accusations for flushing your #2 in your toilet.