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SeinfeldisKindaOk

5.56 smoke Haji every day

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#1 7 years ago

Once San Miguel de Guadalupe perched precariously from his perch surveying the city below. There's Rosalita, he said, and smirked to himself. He watched her as she walked down the cobblestone street in her heels and he noted the way her light pink dress rippled lightly in the breeze. He saw her stop her and there at various stores, picking up objects and then setting them down, sometimes buying one of the things she looked at with coins from her purse.




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Misanthrope

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#2 7 years ago

Once upon a time, there was a magical place where it never rained.

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Lord Wiener VIP Member

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#3 7 years ago
Professor Dr. Scientist;5563607He saw her stop her and there at various stores, picking up objects and then setting them down, sometimes buying one of the things she looked at with coins from her purse.

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Silberio VIP Member

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#4 7 years ago

Bukkake!!!!!!!!


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Ryojin

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#5 7 years ago

:Panic:


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SeinfeldisKindaOk

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#6 7 years ago

Mel Mellerson worked at the shaving cream factory. At first he just worked in packaging but over the years he worked his way up through the production. It really was the best way to learn the operation, though it was time consuming. However, finally, after many years of struggle he learned the secret of how they get the cream in the can. What's the secret you ask? Well Mel isn't saying, it wouldn't be good for business.




SuperSmeg

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#7 7 years ago

Mel's ice cream is people! It's people, I tells ya!!! :Panic:




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Misanthrope

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#8 7 years ago

Excuse me, waiter? There's semen in my ice cream.




Ryojin

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#9 7 years ago

Excuse me, semen? There's ice cream in my waiter.


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Misanthrope

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#10 7 years ago

Excuse me, ice cream? There's waiter in my semen.