Hi, I'm Paul Shorts and this is CNN International.
Today thousands of refugees fleed the General Discussion to the Pub in case of military strikes in the General Discussion Forum. Live on the ground is an ewok in a g-string.
Thanks Paul. Like he said, today all these refugees behind me came from the General Discussion Forum. They are taking no chances in case of a strike upon their native GDistan. These are mostly families with little to no personal possesions, and as you can see, they are hungry from their long trek. Hopfully United Forums will arrive soon with the food aid or we could see starvation setting in soon.
This is an ewok in a g-string coming to you live from the Pub.
Thanks ewok. In other news, a tree fell in Oregon this morning.
I was one of the brave few who held out against the terrible horde.