URBANDICTIONARY: For when you just gotta know what it was that black guy said to you today Gangsta: Yo, G-dog. What the hizzle is up wizzle tha urbandictionizzle? It's mellow scrill yo! "White guy: WTF? Urbandictionary DEFINITION: Hello, my friend.What is up with urbandictionary.com? I think its great! White guy: Oh."
COUNTRY KITCHEN BUFFET: It's a restaurant that Elderly people must eat at in the early hours of the morning. If you deprive the Elderly of their Country Kitchen buffet they would wither away like a flower without sunlight.
"without country kitchen buffet, the old people will be powerless"- South Park FILEPLANET: Shitty net site that makes you wait hours to download a 10kb file. Makes you pay for having access to crappy downloads like MMO trials.
"I can only download this at fileplanet!?! WTF the last guy who went on there ended up broke, depressed, and stalking little girls..." KOOL-AID: [/SIZE]the water of the ghettos
" You want some kool-aid?" " Man you know I want some kool-aid" ANGRY BLACK MAN: a beverage consisting of every option on a fountain soda machine, like those in fast food places or gas stations.
"Andy couldn't decide what drink to get, so he went with the all-encompasing angry black man."
This one I found hilarious. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Angry+pirate
If anyone finds any other funny definitions, post them here.
1. quaffle Contrary to popular belief, a quaffle is NOT that Harry Potter thing! A quaffle is what you call a waffle that's been placed in a blender and liquidized into a beverage.
Why do people make such gay definitions on urban dictionary?
cuz ppl r stoopit