[URGENT] IS IT OKAY TO BEAT THE NEIGHBOUR'S DOG? 8 replies

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Schofield VIP Member

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#1 2 years ago

IT WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP.




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#2 2 years ago

Murder is the only solution. 




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#3 2 years ago
"Nemmerle"Murder is the only solution. 

This is true for most situations.




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#4 2 years ago
"Nemmerle"Murder is the only solution. 

Are these words you speak sanctioned by FileTrekker?




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#5 2 years ago
"Schofield"
"Nemmerle"Murder is the only solution. 

Are these words you speak sanctioned by FileTrekker?

Not officially.... -significant wink-




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#6 2 years ago

Go Fellate it instead. ,  it's perfectly legal in Canada now as long as there's no penetration.


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#7 2 years ago
"Schofield"IT WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP.

give him some sausages (optionally with pepperoni, left on neighbour's car, so he'll shit all over it). or just get an ultrasound generator, that should drive him crazy.

seriously though, beat the neighbour, leave the dog alone.




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#8 2 years ago

What's okay for Schofield is different than what's okay for everyone else. I'd rather not get into what all is okay for Schofield - that would leave too many scars - but I believe teaching the neighbor a lesson would be well within the threshold. In fact, it may even be doing the other neighbors a favor.




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#9 2 years ago

Beat the neighbour, not the dog.

But if you have a bylaw office in your town give them a call and ask them about noise bylaws. Explain your situation in a calm civilized manner and they may side with you and pay a visit to your neighbour.


When in doubt, gas it!