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M!tch VIP Member

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#1 12 years ago

old, but wtm

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.

The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive ; with NO memory

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting

The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy

The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes

The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB

The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care

The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files

Last but not least

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy...then discards it through Windows


Thinking about it.



KoЯsakoff

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#2 12 years ago

Owww please let me have that Oprah Winfrey virus!!




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#3 12 years ago

i want the The Ellen Degeneres Virus one :p




Jackthehammer

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#4 12 years ago

it said DISKS anzacsas, not dicks, you dirty lil boy




Cap'n Rommel

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#5 12 years ago

tsk tsk....