:cort: kill it with fire!
Lord WienerChuck Norris once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
ROFL, that's the most random chuck norris FACT i have seen yet.(yes, they are facts,:D despite popular opinion.):lol: :lol: :lol: Newton's laws are incorrect because there is no equal and opposite reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.