7th December 2003
46 and 2, are just ahead of me
23rd September 2004
He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
Best one in there.
'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
21st October 2004
There is a reason the wands are of varying lengths... and girths
Shizzle my nizzle
28th July 2004
Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.