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#1 13 years ago

Today the extreme temperature caused me to have to turn my computer off four times, and caused me to be slathered in sweat all day long, literally stewing in my own juices. This is a situation that seems destined to continue for too long to be endurable† This constitutes a declaration of war by the sun against the planet and everything that lives on it. In short we need to kill the sun to provide better cooling for our* computers.

† Longer than a single day *And for 'our' read 'my'.




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#2 13 years ago

You touch the Sun and I will kill you :mad:




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#3 13 years ago

That's why god invented ceiling fans.




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#4 13 years ago
Inyri ForgeThat's why god invented ceiling fans.[/QUOTE] Not really practical in this room, it's easier just to kill the sun. [QUOTE=BeeF FlaPs]You touch the Sun and I will kill you :mad:

That's slightly redundant. Even assuming that the extreme radiation, heat, gravity, and absence of a breathable atmosphere didn't get me I'd still have to contest with explosive decompression and the fact that I'm floating miles from earth with no way back would assuming that nothing else got me condemn me to a long and painful death as I slowly starved. Perhaps I'd be better off trying to find a way to kill the sun without actually touching it :uhm:




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#5 13 years ago

Goddamit, is so freakin hot in here - I don't care about my computer, but I'm melting in this not-even-summer weather! God dammit! Kill the sun!!!




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#6 13 years ago
Inyri ForgeThat's why god invented ceiling fans.

Air Conditioning pwns ceiling fans. :nodding:




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#7 13 years ago

Hasn't gotten that warm here yet. Reached the point where I can't comfortably wear winter jackets outside a little while ago, but. I agree, though, the sun has to go. What's bad for Nemmerle is bad for us.




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#8 13 years ago

Also, the sun just plain sucks.