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Joe Bonham

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#1 11 years ago

There was this weird freak in the Pub complaining about a dream that ruined his life, so I thought "What could be better than a spam thread about dreams!?" I'll start: Once I dreamed I was a private detective chasing down a gang of autistic cannibal schoolchildren. I caught them, unfortunately, I forgot my gun so I got into a knifefight (Which wasn't too hard, because my opponents were autistic;)) - but just as I got surrounded I suddenly sprouted wings and started floating. Then I woke up. _______________________________________________________________

In another one, I was sitting in a car and my teeth randomly fell out of my head in a big bloody pile in my hand. I tapped the driver's shoulder and said "Errr, I've got a bit of a problem back here...". I woke up and was relieved to find all my teeth still intact - and still in my mouth.

_______________________________________________________________ Once I found myself completely surrounded by a huge crowd of Asian chicks stretching out into infinity. I realized I was the only man left on Earth - and Asians aren't my type...

_________________________________________________________________ In another dream I was a private in a platoon of co-ed soldiers. The sentries were having sex behind a bush when some enemies come out of nowhere and kill them. The unit gets wiped out and I'm laying there on the ground wounded and try to play dead. I feel a gun barrel press up against my temple and think Shit, this is NOT good... Then I woke up. _________________________________________________________________ Just last night my kid brother turned into a demon and tried to rip my head off (Not as implausible as you might think... ;))




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#2 11 years ago

a lot of people have dreams about losing there teeth......it means something.....what tho...




Reekris

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#3 11 years ago

Stress I think.

I remembered a weird one I had, but I just forgot it :(




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#4 11 years ago

I remembered as a child a dream about me running through a sci-fi atmosphere and then this talking head comes out of nowhere. I stomped on it and woke up.




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#5 11 years ago

i had a dream the other day me and this girl (didnt recognize her) were running at night through a town, for some reason there was a corn field in the middle of the town, we ran through the ditch in the middle of the corn field to get to the house on the otherside we got to the house (girl leaves dream now) and i hear spalshing coming from behind like someone running through the water in the ditch, theres water splashing up from footsteps but no one there, and a knife floating in the air

so i run too it and go strait through it, and it felt like a jolt of eletricity, and before i woke up a faced flashed right in front of me, it looked like a homeless person or someone realy old, they were shaking and making that breathing noise like when your realy cold and shivering, and i could see his breath




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#6 11 years ago

I used to have this horrific dream when I was a lot younger, basically it was me lying in my bed awake in the darkness looking at the wall on the other side of the room, and the wall was full of some psychotic dots in slightly reddish colors, and the dots kept slowly getting closer until I woke up. I really hated that dream, but had it every now and then for several years.

Most of the dreams I still can remember were really awful, such as the one with an evil giant wolf head floating around, but fortunately I don't dream much anymore.




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#7 11 years ago

Unfortunately, I could not find a ANOES gif. to go with this thread, so I will just have to give you nothing, nunya!

No terrible nightmares, no terrified teens (or bloody ones), nothing!

Sorry.




HairySheep

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#8 11 years ago

this dream was a couple years ago but i still remember it im walking on a dirt road through the woods, bright sunny day in spring i turn around and theres a dark figure, he shoots me in the chest unlike many other dreams, i didnt feel anything this time i just slowly fell to the ground and laid there, my family comes walking by but they dont see me, im trying to scream and wave and kick, but i cant do anything at all, i cant make a sound or move a muscle they walk away, and i lay there until it dark, then i wake up




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#9 11 years ago

I once had a dream where I was in Hawaii, and I went up to the volcano, and there was a monster made up of like Lava, but it was more like Jello, red Jello.

Then he ate me.

And I could see outside!

Awesome dream, if you ask me.




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#10 11 years ago

Once I dreamed that I made love to a hot chick I know... is it an omen? ;)




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