Well then... Totally tell you drunk! 48 replies

Please wait...

Guest

I didn't make it!

0 XP

 
#1 6 years ago

Just got a drunk voice mail from my biological father (Yes, he has had an problem with alcohol many... ohhh mannnyyy times!)

"Hey there this is your father, well maybe not, well if you think I am, I dunno, let's just say yes! Anyway I called because IT'S YOUR FUCKING BIRTHDAYYYY!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY TO YOUUU! YOU LIVE IN A SHOOOE!"

Yeah, he did get the birthday part right (facebook is how he found out I suppose), but after that he started rambling and I couldn't catch much of what he was saying, then I got this.

"WE NEED TO GO OUT TOMORROW! I MEAN IT'S YOUR FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!! I MISS YOU! YOUR PREGNANT! I wanna rub your belly! I wanna make fun of how fat you are now! Hahahaaha! I miss you and wanna hug you, squeeze you tight until you pee a little!!!"

Ummm yeah... I have only hung out with this guy three times in the past three years I have known him.. Haha, it was funny listening to this though! ROFL XD

Not to mention he called at 3:30am...




Andron Taps Forum Mod

Faktrl is Best Pony

261,592 XP

10th September 2007

4 Uploads

21,746 Posts

1,754 Threads

#2 6 years ago

o_0


"I'd shush her zephyr." ~ Zephyr.



Silberio VIP Member

Bourée

392,819 XP

9th October 2007

0 Uploads

37,218 Posts

4 Threads

#3 6 years ago

I wanna stalk your FB.


qjyUJrq.png



Andron Taps Forum Mod

Faktrl is Best Pony

261,592 XP

10th September 2007

4 Uploads

21,746 Posts

1,754 Threads

#4 6 years ago

Too late, I've already got it covered.


"I'd shush her zephyr." ~ Zephyr.



Silberio VIP Member

Bourée

392,819 XP

9th October 2007

0 Uploads

37,218 Posts

4 Threads

#5 6 years ago

computernerd, the original stalkah


qjyUJrq.png



Andron Taps Forum Mod

Faktrl is Best Pony

261,592 XP

10th September 2007

4 Uploads

21,746 Posts

1,754 Threads

#6 6 years ago

You have no idea.

Oh btw, on an unrelated note, you have a nice house.


"I'd shush her zephyr." ~ Zephyr.



Silberio VIP Member

Bourée

392,819 XP

9th October 2007

0 Uploads

37,218 Posts

4 Threads

#7 6 years ago

Thank you, sir.

I'll lock my windows and door now.


qjyUJrq.png



Andron Taps Forum Mod

Faktrl is Best Pony

261,592 XP

10th September 2007

4 Uploads

21,746 Posts

1,754 Threads

#8 6 years ago

It won't do any good. I just walked out with a carton of milk.


"I'd shush her zephyr." ~ Zephyr.



Silberio VIP Member

Bourée

392,819 XP

9th October 2007

0 Uploads

37,218 Posts

4 Threads

#9 6 years ago

WHAT THE FUCK, YOU SAW I HAD LITTLE LEFT, AND STILL TOOK IT :mad:


qjyUJrq.png



Andron Taps Forum Mod

Faktrl is Best Pony

261,592 XP

10th September 2007

4 Uploads

21,746 Posts

1,754 Threads

#10 6 years ago

Hey, I needed something to wash these cookies down with.


"I'd shush her zephyr." ~ Zephyr.