So what are you? :)
Nuke it from orbit.
That is not a option :nono:
You grab it and have sex with it. ( You are a Freak )
Waft it away and get on with my plotting.
I would get a paper clip, flip it up and pierce it.
Naturally, being a bug and all- it wouldn't be dead, and I would get a lighter and destroy it.
My torture pwns your torture.
If a bug bit me in the middle of the night, I would be like "What the heck "
I would then jump out of bed, knock it off, get the fly swater, or a book, or any other items that I can smack it with, and murder the crap out of it. Then deal with the sting.. This is for a wasp or something that big. If it was a mosquito, I wouldn't be able to kill it, nor would I really care or want to.
You grab your bug-squasher and engage in a battle to the end with it. ( You are Brave )
To the death camps.