Yeah but the dickwad who is the country's president is a self-confessed 'yee-haw!' texan.
Oh, and he listens to Country music. I'd kill him just for that alone...
1. Invade Texas (Reasons Above) 2. Invade Mexico (Can we have some tropical places on the Mainland besides California and Florida?) 3. Invade Denmark (I want greenland too, and Denmark is so peaceful...) 4. Invade Britain (we're invading YOUR country ahahahhaahah our turn to kick your rear hahahah!) 5. Invade Japan (for fun) Seriously, I'd want Saudi Arabia taken over. Then Pakistan. Then India. Then North Korea. Then China. Oil
If you invade Britain then we'll take back our radar, telegraph, telephone, rifle, bomb, AWACS and buttered-bread technology, leaving you with your pants down!
No one is going to invade Texas.
You will be smothered by a horde of angry red necks if you try. :evilgrin:
Invade texas and britian. Time to go down rednecks muahahaha. Eat tea you bloody fools!!
Pethegreat™:lol: texas does not have a president.
yes it has. he's just pretending also to be the president of a larger neighbouring country (forgot which).
Dr. Professor Logic, PhD.
11th November 2003
How about instead of invading, we surrender ourselves to Great britain, but invade Mexico first, so the brits won't need to worry about the border problems... :)
SeVeReDbut invade Mexico first, so the brits won't need to worry about the border problems... :)
the brits would then just have to worry about border problems with guatemala and belize instead...