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PhasmatisApparatus

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#31 9 years ago

Authuran;52549501. First, check the signature.[/QUOTE]

If your signature angers you, you can change it, you know.

Authuran;52549502. The fact that Hawaii didn't have a tsunami. You know how cool that would have been? [/QUOTE]

Why? Are you in Hawaii?

Authuran;52549503. That there has been no Vietnam game made on the CryEngine.[/QUOTE]

I hear CryEngine licenses aren't to expensive. Take out a third mortgage on your house and make one yourself!

Authuran;52549504. How cold, and gay, Connecticut is. Really, just this place.[/QUOTE]

Well obviously you need some digging tools. The cell walls are concrete, but you can dig through them with the right supplies. I suggest a hand drill. You can steal spoons at lunch, break them off at the handle, and use matches to melt down dimes and use the molten metal to solder the spoon ends to the drill bits. Now, you'll want to drill near some water pipes, the concrete may be thinner there. You can keep the hole covered with a painting of concrete (ask for painting supplies, the prison keeps lots of stuff like that to occupy your time). You want to remove the canvas and paint directly onto it while it's pressed up against the wall for the authentic concrete texture. Then, you want to drill only during the day when lots of people are being moved out to the yard and back. Oh, speaking of which, you will have to have the hand drill smuggled in from the outside somehow. It may cost you a lot of cigarettes, but I'm sure someone there has *cough* ...connections. Anyway, once you drill through to the other side of the wall, you'll just want a long chisel to scrape out the sides until you can fit through.

That's the hard part of your escape, the rest is up to you, because I don't know which prison in Connecticut you're in. You'll want to keep track of guard movements over many months, and plan your escape to coincide with unwatched areas. Good luck! :cool:

Authuran;52549505. This smiley -> :moon: that's disgusting. He's actually pulling off his skin. Should be banned.[/QUOTE]

Maybe he's a lizard?

[QUOTE=Authuran;5254950]6. Annoying girls who you can't smack.

If you could modulate a phasor pulse with the Romulan's frequency, you could temporarily disable their shields, and then smack them.

[QUOTE=Authuran;5254950]7. Star wars episodes 2 and 3.

Not Episode 1??? :eek:

[QUOTE=Authuran;5254950]8. Girls and expensive computers.

Silly... girls and computers are not made from gears...

[QUOTE=Authuran;5254950]9. People who buy Macs that are completely unaware of the difference between a Mac and PC.

Survival of the fittest. They spend extra money for their inferior Macs. It all works out in the end.

[QUOTE=Authuran;5254950]10. HATERS OF BOB SAGET

Bob who?




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#32 9 years ago

32: This smiley: :naughty:




Von II

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#33 9 years ago

33: Haters of :naughty:




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Queef Richards

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#34 9 years ago

34. Haters of haters




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#35 9 years ago

34: Boobies




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Queef Richards

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#36 9 years ago

IS that a booby?




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#37 9 years ago

36: Friction.




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#38 9 years ago

People who dont like mudkipz.




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#39 9 years ago

Shit. should I make the third reagan fanmail? I have some fanmail waiting.