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#1 8 years ago

"look at all the good xbox games he has for the PC! FEAR, halo 1, halo 2, gears of war, COD4, The orange box, and battlefield (battlefield 2)"




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#2 8 years ago

XBox is a good choice. Be sure to upgrade to an XBox 360 soon, the games are much better. XBox 460 is in the works but won't be out for five more years (some technical issues have arisen, like how to fit it into a space smaller than five feet by five feet).




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#3 8 years ago
Gates;5374585(some technical issues have arisen, like how to fit it into a space smaller than five feet by five feet).

Actually the engineers emailed me photos of the latest production model:

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I told them to remove all the fans and heatsinks from the game console to make it smaller.




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#4 8 years ago

That's great. I hope the new BlueRing™ technology gets rid of all the failures. If we have another red ring catastrophe, I'm going to personally fire, decapitate and burn the developer responsible for it.




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#5 8 years ago

I heard some night janitor at Microsoft left the server room door open and Steve Jobs got in and screwed up the Xbox 360 machine code. That's why the red ring happened, it was all an Apple plot.




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#6 8 years ago

Doesn't surprise me.


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#7 8 years ago

Our best and brightest put their heads together and came up with an idea... Why not have every Microsoft product plug into every other Microsoft product? We have it set up so you can connect your Zune to your Windows Mobile phone and exchange backgrounds and icons. You can connect your Microsoft Windows PC to your Xbox 360 and use the 360 controllers as an extra PC keyboard (which is really hands for those times when one keyboard just isn't enough). Just more of the awesome innovations happening at Microsoft every day.




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#8 8 years ago

Oh my. Why haven't I heard of this yet? And why is it being released to the public before I get to critique it?

Oh well, I'll just give my critique here. I love the idea very much, however, I would like one thing added - I'd like to see every Microsoft product have an extra 120v outlet on it as well. That way, you don't need to buy extension cords any more. Need to plug in a lamp? Just buy a Zune and plug it into your mobile phone, plug that into your XBox 360, plug that into your XBox, plug that into your computer, and then plug that into a surge protector, plug that into another surge protector (have to stay protected during thunderstorms!) and then plug that into the wall.

Best idea ever.




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#9 8 years ago

Great! But how can we make a profit that way? I saw we make it a proprietary 90V outlet so people can't use Apple products with it.




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#10 8 years ago

Awesome, let's do it. What wire size would you suggest? 22 gauge? Or is that too large?




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