What should be the worst place/hour to fart? 12 replies

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Sgt.kar98

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23rd November 2004

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#1 15 years ago

Inside a full elevato?Inside your car when its raining and the doors and windows areclosed?When you´re at the church and the priest is talking,everyone is quiet and have a loud one? When you´re in the theater or the cinema?When you´re at the highest place of the Ferris wheel with your girlfriend?In a restaurant?When you´re having sex?When you´re a spaceman and you´re inside that closed clothe?Inside a jet plane while flying?




Pethegreat Advanced Member

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19th April 2004

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#2 15 years ago

Asking a girl to go on a date is the worst time to do one.




ToXiC Hawk

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6th December 2004

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#3 15 years ago

Har. Har.




Guns4Hire

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#4 15 years ago

Give your Girlfriend/boyfriend the dutch oven. That's always good for a laugh ;)




Guest

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#5 15 years ago

At no flatulence day in Dodger Stadium and they just happened to be passing out Dodger Blue Switchblades.




gnspr9

Things with sharp edges!

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#6 15 years ago

In the middle of a lecture at school......don't ask, please




SwiftGuard

LOL SILLY NAME IS SILLY

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#7 15 years ago

Why not? :p

Sgt.kar98Inside a full elevato?Inside your car when its raining and the doors and windows areclosed?When you´re at the church and the priest is talking,everyone is quiet and have a loud one?

When you´re in the theater or the cinema?When you´re at the highest place of the Ferris wheel with your girlfriend?In a restaurant?When you´re having sex?When you´re a spaceman and you´re inside that closed clothe?Inside a jet plane while flying?

At a funeral. :bawl:




Dæmon

GF is my bext friend *hugs GF*

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#8 15 years ago

Grr, why do English sayings/etc always have "Dutch" in them!? Change it to French.




Master Chief 14

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22nd October 2005

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#9 15 years ago

11:00 am mass on Sunday in a Church. A lot of people would be praying after that.




Mr. Matt Advanced Member

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#10 15 years ago

Probably during the two-minute silence on Remembrance Day. Which, incidentally, this year I forgot was occurring and walked into the office yelling something about the pies in the restaurant. When people told me to shush, I still didn't get why and asked them what they were doing. Maybe they should have a Remembrance Day to Remember Remembrance Day, the day before?




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