What would you do with Telekinesis? 29 replies

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SuperSmeg

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#1 6 years ago

Personally, I'd use it to throw Justin Bieber into the heart of the Sun, but that's just me.




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#2 6 years ago

I'd help you.


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SuperSmeg

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#3 6 years ago

I wouldn't need help.




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#4 6 years ago

Then I'd kill people I don't like without leaving traces. help people.


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#5 6 years ago

Another thing I would do, would be to pick up the Washington Monument, and throw it at Robert Pattinson.

Telekinetic powers = GODLIKE! :evilgrin:




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#6 6 years ago

I think I'd masturbate also... You can't deny the idea is tempting ._.


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#7 6 years ago
Einherjar Silberio;5605535I think I'd masturbate also... You can't deny the idea is tempting ._.

You do understand what telekinesis is, right?

Besides, it's better to masturbate with your hand than it is with your mind, as you hand actually gets a work out while doing it. :p




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#8 6 years ago

I'd probably pick myself up by the feet. I think I'd use levitate more often than telekinesis.




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#9 6 years ago

Rape?




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#10 6 years ago

Redirect my pee out the window while I'm still sitting at my computer.


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