The question is spoken. For me.... Well heres a direct quote-
Heres my Christmas list.
"Dear Santa, i was just wondering, since all i got last year was a sweater ( you dumb bastard ), if you could correct this by showering me in every fucking thing i want, and if you dont... well, we will get to that later you lazy twit.
First of all, i want an X-box 360 with all the games for it that are available, and i want a full rack of weapons ( With , but not limited too - M4, MP5, Colt 44, M1 Garand, Mauser Kar98 and full ammo stocks for each ).
32 Mind controling devices, and more importantly, the ability too create them by myself. Also i would like a Uber computer, a machine too teach me every language on earth, a Lear jet and an AH-64 Apache Longbow and pilot training.
Diplomatic/Police/Internet Immunity, and such a good computer system that if a hacker even looked at it he would be fried from using his computer again.
Oh yes, heres some items i want that if they arent there... you wont be feeling very Jolly *Evil Chuckle*
A Facility/Mansion where i base my operations, always full of people... A Party with the following that have come ( After i get mind control ).
-Oprah - World Domination -George W Bush- World Domination -Tony Blair- World Domination -Elisha Cuthbert- Personal usage -Squad of Special forces - Guards.
Now Santa, if you dont get me these things, your wife will be put on Vacation 5 miles in space without air, via Chinese Nuke. Your elves will be lynched, your reindeer will be skinned, and you..... will be sent to a Georgia KKK meeting with black skin, after we starved you just before for about a month.
No rush though Santa!
Although, if all of that showed up at my doorstep then i would have a shitload of Explaining too do too the neighbors.... ahhh screw the neighbors!
[Insert User Title Here]
15th March 2005
Santa's on holiday. Better luck next year.
x-box 360's suck. the only way they are good is if you have a HDTV and don't mind chancing them catching on fire (literaly). Microsoft did a custumer recall on them because they were over heating lol
Faymorex-box 360's suck. the only way they are good is if you have a HDTV and don't mind chancing them catching on fire (literaly). Microsoft did a custumer recall on them because they were over heating lol
OMG It will catch on fire? Relly? I need a new heat souce for my home. I want to heat my room while playing my games. Sweet.
You killed him, bastard. TKer.
Red MenaceI WANT HIM BACK! :bawl:
He was innocent, he wrote childrens books. Which I also add to my list: Tookie's list of childrens books that teach me about gangs.