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Mitch Connor

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#31 11 years ago

Go ahead and enjoy it, because as soon as my Weather Dominator is up and running it'll be winter all year!!!




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#32 11 years ago

I don't mind winter. I live in Canada, remember?




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#33 11 years ago
Mr. Matt;4969242Those starmaps can get a bit confusing, especially the two dimensional ones. From Epsilon Reticuli, you head straight on for about 32 lightyears, where you'll come across an as-yet undiscovered (by humans, anyway) supermassive gravitational singularity. This singularity is on a direct, albeit slow, course for Sol, so you can follow its wake for a while to give your engines a rest. Once you reach Alpha Centuri, take a right to evade being spaghettified and head on until you reach a large, red-orange gas giant called Jupiter. From here, the rest of the way is signposted. Good luck! Although, I can recommend much better destinations than Earth to visit. The intergalactic prostitute sanctuary on Zorgon IV is much more entertaining, and Orgyworld, just off the Sigma Alteris 112a interchange is a great laugh. Earth is more of a safari world; numerous people have visited the place, but reviews suggest that the dominant lifeforms - some form of overgrown apes with ego problems - make the trip unbearable. Tourists keep getting dissected and stuffed away in underground bunkers, which has knocked a couple of stars off an otherwise favourable review. Plans are in motion to eradicate this infestation of primates, but until then the Intergalactic Tourism Agency recommends against vacationing there.

Do they play ultra-cricket?




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#34 11 years ago
Commissar MercZ;4969350Do they play ultra-cricket?

You'll have to be more specific - does 'who' play ultra-cricket? As anybody knows, there is a galactic divide presently between ultra-cricket and hyper-cricket.




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#35 11 years ago

What ever lives on Earth.




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#36 11 years ago
Commissar MercZ;4969658What ever lives on Earth.

The primates on Earth play 'regular' cricket. It is a barbaric sport which involves wooden bats instead of particle disintegration rays.




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#37 11 years ago
Mr. Matt;4969669The primates on Earth play 'regular' cricket. It is a barbaric sport which involves wooden bats instead of particle disintegration rays.

Brutes! How could people find enjoyment in that?




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#38 11 years ago
Commissar MercZ;4969693Brutes! How could people find enjoyment in that?

Ask not this lowly tour guide, for I have no clue. As I said, plans are in motion.




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#39 11 years ago
Sl4sh;4969322I don't mind winter. I live in Canada, remember?

Fine, then I'll fuck with the humidity!




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#40 11 years ago

Bring a towel?