Who is Master Chief? 40 replies

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gravy666

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#1 10 years ago

This is for fun, come up with random people who could be Master Chief. He could be: -gravy666 -Sam Fisher -Captain Falcon -Chuck Norris -not you, that's for sure




Captain Fist

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#2 10 years ago

Probably Mr. T, Toad from Mario, or Bozo.




Vasili

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#3 10 years ago

This guy; 300moviepic.jpg




Nittany Tiger Forum Mod

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#4 10 years ago

He is the greatest cook in the world!




Mad Cat MkII

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#5 10 years ago

judging by the voice id say Steve Downes SteveDownes.jpg




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#6 10 years ago

Oh gawd fucking no. Don't tell me you're masterchief?

A fair number of people will know what I mean.


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#7 10 years ago

America!


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themanclaw

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#8 10 years ago

The great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandson of Lionitus, who was related to Chuck Norris.

Sam Fisher

Shame on you for mocking the chief. Sam fisher needs stealth to do anything because he can't hold his own in an actual full-fledged battle, Master Chief needs no stealth. He goes out of his way to attract attention because he has more balls than Sam (or you)




Mikouen VIP Member

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#9 10 years ago

Pfft, you haven't seen Mr Fisher's latest exploits, have ya? Sure, he still goes stealthy. But he does kick some major ass, despite not having any of his toys.

I've seen Clonetroopers with more balls than Master Chief, tbh. All they have is a few millimeters of hardened latex, and they took out virtually the entire Jedi Order, as well as the Confederate battle droid armies who outnumbered them like, five-to-one.

Master Chief has a thick battlesuit made of some "impervious" material, a personal shield generator, auto-targeting systems and cybernetic enhancements, and all he really accomplished was blitzing through a bunch of bipedal alien cows that couldn't hit the broad side of a Star Destroyer.

Clonetrooper ftw.


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#10 10 years ago

technically, going from a few videos of MC (versus miss Samus Aran :P) only a handfull of the people on this entire forum have the correct genetic makeup to get even close to MC