Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
/me wipes crumbs from his mouth, and mumbles:
What? Why are you looking at me?
I stole a Hersheys bar from the chocolate bar jar :D
Mr. MattWhat? Why are you looking at me?
because you arent wearing any pants. get some clothes!
I can't steal peaches....I own ever single one in the known universe and beyond.
AegenemmnoNbecause you arent wearing any pants. get some clothes!
Oh crud, you're right :eek: /me covers himself and squeels like a pig, and runs away
what kind of a sick bastard would take a damn cookie from a jar? a sick bastard thats so sick, that hes sick enough to take a cookie from a cookie jar, thats who would do it.
I think we should involve the police forces of our respective countries, to hunt down the psychopath who committed this atrocity and prevent him/her from striking another unsuspecting cookie owner.
/me kicks something under the sofa