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Mr. Matt VIP Member

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#1 5 years ago

... and I'm pretty sure it was my countryman who recently promised us an utterly awesome signature (failure, by the way, as there was no Sonic the Hedgehog in it - this is my sole criteria for judging signatures); I can't accept your friend request as I'm on an iPhone, and iPhones hate whatever the fuck version of forum software this is.

And I'm drunk, so even if I could, I probably wouldn't be able to.




burnmac

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#2 5 years ago

Wasn't me I'm already your frrand. <3

Alas, I am not yet drunk.




Ryojin

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#3 5 years ago

God damn foreigners! Always getting drunk when it is way too early for me to join you, then going to sleep by the time I do get drunk!


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Mr. Matt VIP Member

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#4 5 years ago

I guarantee you that I won't be asleep by the time you are drunk.

I'll be bored of your problems, but I won't be asleep.




Ryojin

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#5 5 years ago

What problems, my life is awesome!

Except that Subway keeps fucking me over with their damned sandwiches.


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burnmac

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#6 5 years ago

Go to subway and ask them to play hide the pickle with you. You turn around while they hide a pickle in your sammich.

Makes for a fun game, you know, looking for their pickle later.

...with your mouth.




Mr. Matt VIP Member

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#7 5 years ago

Problem: Buying sandwiches.

Solution: Don't buy sandwiches.

Answer: make your own damn food, MF!




burnmac

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#8 5 years ago

You can make your own sammich!?




Mr. Matt VIP Member

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#9 5 years ago

Aye. It require merely bread and whatever the fuck you want to put into that bread.




The Bozz

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#10 5 years ago

Mr. Matt;5679955Problem: Buying sandwiches.

Solution: Don't buy sandwiches.

Answer: make your own damn food, MF!

Problem: Buying sandwhiches.

Solution: Enslaving women.




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