Why does santas hair never grow? 16 replies

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Nittany Tiger Forum Mod

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#11 9 years ago

Maybe Santa is a zombie.

Explains why he never dies, but if you take The Santa Clause idea, maybe Tim Allen was bitten.




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#12 9 years ago
Killer Kyle;5178788if you take The Santa Clause idea, maybe Tim Allen was bitten.

Have you even seen the movie? He becomes the Santa Clause by putting on the suit. It wasnt a reindeer bite a la spiderman.




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#13 9 years ago
evildude;5177531Like.............it is the same length ever year............wtf?

Why do you know how long Santa's pubic hair is? :Puzzled:




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#14 9 years ago
NiteStryker;5179444Have you even seen the movie? He becomes the Santa Clause by putting on the suit. It wasnt a reindeer bite a la spiderman.

Yes, yes I have. Loosen up a bit.

Ok, maybe the suit turned him into a zombie.




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#15 9 years ago

Killer Kyle;5179609Yes, yes I have. Loosen up a bit.

Ok, maybe the suit turned him into a zombie.

The suit actually turned him into a bad actor.

Oh, wait a minute...




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#16 9 years ago

MAybe because he's dead?




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#17 9 years ago
Junk angel;5179753MAybe because he's dead?

Tim Allen or Santa Claus?




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