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Ensign Riles VIP Member

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#1 10 years ago

If you are insane and know you are insane, does that make you more insane?

And as I side note, does Steve Jobs get free music with his account on iTunes? I don't have an account, so I don't even know if it's possible or not. I just saw a demonstration of him showing how to use it and he kept purchasing songs.

Then again, if I was that wealthy I wouldn't really worry about the cost.

Saw an iPod for the first time yesterday, never knew they were so small. Seems easily damaged.

I don't know how people listen to so much music for so long. Everyone needs a little quiet time...

And why the lollipops do people enjoy getting drunk? Isn't inducing a hangover by sledgehammer much cheaper and possibly more legal?

And why the jellybeans are/is the roommate(s) next door screaming every six to seven seconds at 1:36 in the morning?

Why can't people flush the toilet or wash their hands?

Oh well, at least I have proven that cameras make for excellent self defense weapon. A good SLR external flash shot off four or five times a second in someone's face seems to stop them pretty quickly.




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#2 10 years ago

So, I see no one cares. What do you think?




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#3 10 years ago

I think Riles rocks.




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#4 10 years ago

I concur!


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#5 10 years ago

I attend University for the lulz.

Also for a degree in Software Engineering, but yeah.




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#6 10 years ago

University can be quite annoying, especially if you get good grades for the exams you didn't learn for and mediocre grades for those you prepared for weeks and weeks.




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#7 10 years ago
If you are insane and know you are insane, does that make you more insane?

yes. but also chronicly depressed

And why the lollipops do people enjoy getting drunk? Isn't inducing a hangover by sledgehammer much cheaper and possibly more legal?

becuase the latter will get you a fractured skull and a hemerage

And why the jellybeans are/is the roommate(s) next door screaming every six to seven seconds at 1:36 in the morning?

wiener is having his way with them

Why can't people flush the toilet or wash their hands?

its a waste of time and resources, time is money, and money is resources after all




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#8 10 years ago

your romate screams because he keeps dreaming about fat chicks in tight clothing




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#9 10 years ago

I don't attend university in the classic sense, it's organized into two or three evening courses a week and a double lecture every saturday. No stereotypical parties and binge drinking since I have to get up nice and early the next day for work =p

Other than that I do it for the lulz.


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#10 10 years ago

I'm not going to collage, I'm going to be a hermit in the woods of upstate P.A. (or Montana)




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