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jackripped

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#1 8 years ago

[COLOR=black]Why Parents Drink[/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black]

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. '[/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=red]Hello[/COLOR][COLOR=red] [/COLOR][COLOR=red]?[/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black]'

'Is your daddy home?' he asked.

'[/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=red]Yes[/COLOR][COLOR=red] [/COLOR][COLOR=black],' whispered the small voice.[/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black] May I talk with him?'[/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black]

The child whispered, '[/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=red]No[/COLOR][COLOR=red] [/COLOR][COLOR=black].'

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mummy there?' '[/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=red]Yes[/COLOR][COLOR=red] [/COLOR][COLOR=black]'

'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, '[/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=red]No[/COLOR][COLOR=red] [/COLOR][COLOR=black]'

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'[/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black] '[/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=red]Yes[/COLOR][COLOR=red] [/COLOR][COLOR=red],[/COLOR][COLOR=black] ' whispered the child, '[/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=red]a policeman[/COLOR][COLOR=red] .[/COLOR][COLOR=red] [/COLOR][COLOR=black]' Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'[/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black] '[/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=red]No, he's busy[/COLOR][COLOR=red] [/COLOR][COLOR=red],[/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black]' whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?' '[/COLOR][COLOR=red] [/COLOR][COLOR=red]Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman[/COLOR][COLOR=red] [/COLOR][COLOR=red],[/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black]' came the whispered answer.[/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black] Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?' '[/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=red]A helicopter[/COLOR][COLOR=red] [/COLOR][COLOR=black]' answered the whispering voice. 'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.[/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black]Again, whispering, the child answered,[/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black] '[/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=red]The search team just landed a helicopter[/COLOR][COLOR=red] [/COLOR][COLOR=black]' Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'[/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black] Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...[/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black] '[/COLOR][COLOR=red]ME[/COLOR][COLOR=red] [/COLOR][COLOR=red].[/COLOR][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black]'[/COLOR]




Mr. Pedantic

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#2 8 years ago

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#3 8 years ago

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Destroyer25

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#4 8 years ago

This never happened.




Museum

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#5 8 years ago

and they never found me.




SeinfeldisKindaOk

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#6 8 years ago

Burt Reynolds is your father.




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#7 8 years ago

jackripped;5238992[COLOR=black]Why Parents Drink[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. '[/COLOR][COLOR=red]Hello[/COLOR][COLOR=red]?[/COLOR][COLOR=black]'[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]'Is your daddy home?' he asked.[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]'[/COLOR][COLOR=red]Yes[/COLOR][COLOR=black],' whispered the small voice.[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]May I talk with him?'[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]The child whispered, '[/COLOR][COLOR=red]No[/COLOR][COLOR=black].'[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mummy there?' '[/COLOR][COLOR=red]Yes[/COLOR][COLOR=black]'[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, '[/COLOR][COLOR=red]No[/COLOR][COLOR=black]'[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]'[/COLOR][COLOR=red]Yes[/COLOR][COLOR=red],[/COLOR][COLOR=black] ' whispered the child, '[/COLOR][COLOR=red]a policeman[/COLOR][COLOR=red] .[/COLOR][COLOR=black]'[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]'[/COLOR][COLOR=red]No, he's busy[/COLOR][COLOR=red],[/COLOR][COLOR=black]' whispered the child.[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]'Busy doing what?'[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]'[/COLOR][COLOR=red]Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman[/COLOR][COLOR=red],[/COLOR][COLOR=black]' came the whispered answer.[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]'[/COLOR][COLOR=red]A helicopter[/COLOR][COLOR=black]' answered the whispering voice.[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.[/COLOR][COLOR=black]Again, whispering, the child answered,[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]'[/COLOR][COLOR=red]The search team just landed a helicopter[/COLOR][COLOR=black]'[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...[/COLOR]

It was at this point the boss saw something out of the corner of his eye. Turning around, he saw the child, a phone at his ear, and his fathers bloody hand still clinging too it.

' [COLOR=red]YOU![/COLOR]'

Let this be a warning to all. If you ever call a number and a child awnsers in a whisper. Immideatly hang up and do NOT look behind you.

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SeinfeldisKindaOk

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#8 8 years ago

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#9 8 years ago

NASCAR=alcohol???