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Silberio VIP Member

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#1 6 years ago

Do special police forces, SWAT, military and any kind of unit that has most likely had years of training, with the best equipment and logically should have the best strategy always suck compared to the villians, who by the laws of physic, military strategy and ballistic should actually have AT LEAST received major gunshot wounds, yet they just stand there shooting mindlessly?

Or how the fuck can you explain those freakin 200 round magazines on a fucking Uzi?

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#2 6 years ago

Because interesting. Imagine realistic gun fights. Tat-tat-tat. Tat. Tat-tat-tat. RELOADING. Much more exploding to got rattatatatatatatatatatata ad infinitum. It would also suck for the good guy to die in 2 seconds. Yes, it's silly, and unrealistic, but realistic movies would be slow and boring and 12 hours long.




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#3 6 years ago

True, but still... I've seen people (in movies) being shot with a .44 and they fly 3 meters away... WHY, JUST WHY!? :bawl:


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#4 6 years ago

It's exciting, IDK. It would probably scar the audience if they staggered, coughed blood while their disintegrated entrails poured out, and then collapsed, oozing blood into a pool.




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#5 6 years ago

[COLOR=SeaGreen]ALL movie shootouts should be filmed using real guns, and real ammunition. :nodding: [/COLOR]


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#6 6 years ago
Master Lindale Mustaparta;5653336[COLOR=SeaGreen]ALL movie shootouts should be filmed using real guns, and real ammunition. :nodding: [/COLOR]

What makes you think they DON'T?




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#7 6 years ago

[COLOR=SeaGreen]Because movie shootouts always involve shooting for 10 minutes on a single ammo clip. FAKE! :mad: [/COLOR]


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#8 6 years ago

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#9 6 years ago

[COLOR=SeaGreen]What the Feck was he thinking? :wiener: [/COLOR]


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#10 6 years ago

And why do people in movies never ask "What??" because they didn't hear or never have to pee?


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