I'm lying when I say trust me
8th June 2004
From an old pm...
PLEASE NOTE THIS A SUGGESTION. IF YOU WISH TO MAKE ADDITIONS OR ALTERATIONS, BY ALL MEANS, DO. JUST LET ME KNOW OF THEM. ---------------------------- The Peach Party Agenda ---------------------------- by Lord Wiener The Peach Party, founded in 2004, believes in the non-economical consumption of peaches. Many will ask: "But why peaches? Why should we join?" The reason for this is simple. Peaches are a healthy nutritional supplement and should be eaten at any time. The Peach Party will fight hard to give every individual as many peaches as they need. Never again shall there be a person in despair because of a lack of peaches. Beside our main goal, we aim to revolutionize politics with a surreal approach to matters. Political surrealism investigates a completely new branch of political activity. This approach contains both a method of expressing our beliefs as well as serving to confuse our opponents. Though there are few that would truly oppose us, we believe in a non-violent solution to conflicts. By peach offerings we seek to come to terms with our opponents, and look for the solution that makes life peachy. Latest research has managed to discredit the well known phrase "An apple a day keeps the doctor away". The facts show that, in fact, the phrase "A peach a day keeps the doctor away is more appropriate. Not only is the party concerned about its members, but also about the general health of the world. We believe everyone should be physically able to enjoy life as it should be: peachy. [*optional*: Members will receive a free membership to the International Church of Wienerism[TM], an initiation peach and access to the latest in peach technology.] Slogan: The Peach Party. Making life peachy.
Amazing the lord weiner is always so full of knowledge.
Wanna go Double Dutch?
9th December 2003
Our old enemy has risen again, eh?
we never left.
A never dieing creed, more likely.
Yarr! Back be the Peach-lovers! TO ARMS! TO ARMS! :tank:
You think weapons will destroy us? The Peach Party was the first official fruit party, and I was the Dark Lord of the Peach long before that.
Face it. We're persistant.
The cream of the crop
19th August 2003
You're damn Peachy!