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Master of Reality

I'm lying when I say trust me

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#1 12 years ago

From an old pm...

PLEASE NOTE THIS A SUGGESTION. IF YOU WISH TO MAKE ADDITIONS OR ALTERATIONS, BY ALL MEANS, DO. JUST LET ME KNOW OF THEM. ---------------------------- The Peach Party Agenda ---------------------------- by Lord Wiener The Peach Party, founded in 2004, believes in the non-economical consumption of peaches. Many will ask: "But why peaches? Why should we join?" The reason for this is simple. Peaches are a healthy nutritional supplement and should be eaten at any time. The Peach Party will fight hard to give every individual as many peaches as they need. Never again shall there be a person in despair because of a lack of peaches. Beside our main goal, we aim to revolutionize politics with a surreal approach to matters. Political surrealism investigates a completely new branch of political activity. This approach contains both a method of expressing our beliefs as well as serving to confuse our opponents. Though there are few that would truly oppose us, we believe in a non-violent solution to conflicts. By peach offerings we seek to come to terms with our opponents, and look for the solution that makes life peachy. Latest research has managed to discredit the well known phrase "An apple a day keeps the doctor away". The facts show that, in fact, the phrase "A peach a day keeps the doctor away is more appropriate. Not only is the party concerned about its members, but also about the general health of the world. We believe everyone should be physically able to enjoy life as it should be: peachy. [*optional*: Members will receive a free membership to the International Church of Wienerism[TM], an initiation peach and access to the latest in peach technology.] Slogan: The Peach Party. Making life peachy.




aaronpmc

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#2 12 years ago

Amazing the lord weiner is always so full of knowledge.




Admiral Donutz VIP Member

Wanna go Double Dutch?

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#3 12 years ago

:salute:




Scientist Dr. Professor

The Old Man

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#4 12 years ago

Our old enemy has risen again, eh?




Lord Wiener VIP Member

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#5 12 years ago

we never left.


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Revenge VIP Member

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#6 12 years ago

Herecy.




Lord Wiener VIP Member

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#7 12 years ago

A never dieing creed, more likely.


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SwiftGuard

LOL SILLY NAME IS SILLY

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#8 12 years ago

Yarr! Back be the Peach-lovers! TO ARMS! TO ARMS! :tank:




Lord Wiener VIP Member

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#9 12 years ago

You think weapons will destroy us? The Peach Party was the first official fruit party, and I was the Dark Lord of the Peach long before that.

Face it. We're persistant.


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AegenemmnoN VIP Member

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#10 12 years ago

You're damn Peachy!