Is a fucking cunt.
None of these other piss-poor fucks prepare you for this stupid bitch. Slow, low, incredibly arched shots, every shot, and for some reason she can hit against what is blatantly the fucking side of the fucking table and still count as in.
Wuhu Island s don't know what kind of horror my demented Mii will rain upon them.
So you basically got your ass kicked by the Deep Blue of Wii ping pong?
You could say that.
How'd ya like my high brow joke?
Oh, you're definitely worthy of finishing off this bottle of scotch with the gentlemen and I in the smoking room later this evening when the women have retired to their domestic arts and gossiping.
Real men beat their opponent to death with the bat.
Ping Pong? Moar like Ding Dong!
We should be able to do this.