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PropheticKarma

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#1 12 years ago

A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room!"

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Red Menace

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#2 12 years ago

I hate when that happens :(


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CyberRaptor

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#3 12 years ago

:barf:




Lord Wiener VIP Member

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#4 12 years ago

evil-women.jpg


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Admiral Donutz VIP Member

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#5 12 years ago

Lol.




Jackthehammer

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#6 12 years ago

I used to have a tshirt with that :)




Fuzzy Wuzzy

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#7 12 years ago

hahahahahaahahahaha




Griffin_NL

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#8 12 years ago

Hahah. Good joke.

Nice picture, too.




darkclone

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#9 12 years ago

:lol::lol::lol:




DavetheFo

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#10 12 years ago

Is this a personal anecdote karma?