How about a nice game of chess?
I play a game of chess in my underwear outside on the lawn every morning at 6 o'clock, with a spot of tea.
No one accepts my offer to play them oddly enough.
Won't you stop by?
I want to play Global Thermonuclear War!
Wheee, let's fuck up the Sovs!
MS-DOS was teh shiznitch. Did anyone have Megarace on it?
I wonder if anyone gets my cultural reference.
Wasn't that in a movie?
The nuclear war game was designed to predict the outcomes of a nuclear war, and the only way to win was not to go to war at all.
Am I right?