OK so I was on chat roulette and a masturbating guy came up. No big deal, you see it all the time on chat roulette. Only this time, I could see the guy's FACE. Masturbating on chat roulette, cool. Making me see the face of the guy doing it, YOU SICK FUCK. THAT'S JUST BAD ETIQUUEEEEETTTTEEE
You'd rather keep the mystery of the man jacking off to your face?
Microsoft™ will soon be launching an alternative to chat roulette. It will be more secure and free from sick people like that. In fact, you won't even have to worry about bad language - we will censor that as well.
And just like Bing, it will suck ass.
Polls have proven that people prefer censorship. Therefore, we will be pioneering the way into the new future with more censorship than ever.
And just like Silverlight, it will suck ass.
Think what you like. We are the ones leading the way into the future, not you.
And just like Kinect, it will fail.
Gates;5377656Think what you like. We are the ones leading the way into the future, not you.
No! I'm Spamacus!
17th June 2003
I once found a man shoving a knife up his urethra on Chatroulette. Came upon him four more times that night. So much for them banning inappropriate content.