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And now, 1-800-COLLECT Presents, WWE Sci-Fi WrestleFest XXIV! 

As the opening introduction and the Pyrotechnics go off in the Arena, the cameras pan to show the sell-out 90,000 strong crowd who have filled the Mars Colony Arena for tonight's WWE Spectacular. We are introduced to our announcers for the evening;

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Talkie Toaster: "Hey hey! Welcome ladies, gentlemen and toasters to Sci-Fi WrestleFest, alongside me is my broadcast collegue for this evening, he is the bartender of Quarks, he is the one, the only...Quark. Tell me Quark, would you like some toast?"

Quark: "Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and let me start off by being blunt; if I was not being paid 200 bars of gold-pressed latinum I would NOT be sitting here right now next to this demented toaster."

Talkie Toaster: "Calm down Quark, there's plenty of time for toast later, right now it's time for our first match!"

 

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Opening Bout: Danny Basham vs. A Borg Cube 

Talkie Toaster: "Here comes Danny Basham, DANNY! DANNY! WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TOAST? "

Quark: "Oh, I hate you toaster. Please, I'll give you 10 bars of latinum if you just shut. up. Now...Danny Basham. Ah yes. a stupid 20th century humarn who mastered this sport of professional grapling!"

Talkie Toaster: "I think it's called professional wrestling."

Quark: "Whatever. And here come his opponent, oh and there is borg beaming in all over the ring, the bell hasn't even sounded! What's going on? Quark to Odo, we need help down here!"

Talkie Toaster: "OH MY GOD. It appears Danny Basham has been disembodied and assimilated by the collective. No more toast for him.."

WINNER: BORG COLLECTIVE DUE TO A NO CONTEST. 


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Tag Team Bout: Harry Kim & Tom Paris vs. Dr. Bashir & Garak 

Talkie Toaster: "Now this is an all Star Tre....oh wait, kayfabe, kayfabe. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TOAST? "

Quark: "Now THIS is a match I CAN predict the winner of. I know Dr. Bashir and Garak and I know, that they can defeat anyone put in front of them."

Talkie Toaster: "And that's a nice Toastwalk Slam by Dr. Bashir on Harry Kim in the opening moments... "

Quark: "Yes it was! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DIAL 1-888-QUARKS TO PLACE BETS ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT. HOT FAVOURITES FOR THIS MATCH ARE THE VOYAGER CREW... "

Talkie Toaster: "Uh, Quark, I'm not sure you can...."

Quark: "Shut it, toaster." 

Talkie Toaster: "It now appears that Harry Kim and Tom Paris now have the upper hand with Tom Paris beating a clearly tired Dr. Bashir.... Quark? QUARK? Where are you going? You forgot your toasted teacake!"

<< QUARK DIVES INTO THE RING AND HITS HARRY KIM OVER THE HEAD WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER >>

Quark: "That's for not buying those gems from me when you were in my bar... " 

WINNER: HARRY KIM & TOM PARIS VIA DISQUALIFICATION 


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Battle Of The Holograms : Rimmer vs. EMH 

Talkie Toaster: "Now here is a man I wouldn't bet on, and that man is Arnold Rimmer "

Quark: "What? I thought you and Rimmer knew each other. "

Talkie Toaster: "And that's exactly why he is a man I wouldn't bet on... "

<< RIMMER QUICKLY DIVES UNDERNEITH THE RING APRON AND USES IT AS A TEMPORARY LATRINE >>

Quark: "Ugh..... My God. "

Talkie Toaster: "Well, I hate to say I told you so, but Rimmer has just done a Randy Orton in the ring apron...."

Quark: "The EMH is just standing in the ring here.... and yep, the ref has called for the ball. This crowd is livid... " 

<< RIMMER QUICKLY RUNS TO THE BACK, WITH CUPS AND OTHER CRAP FLYING THROUGH HIM >>

WINNER: EMH VIA COUNTOUT IN 10 SECCONDS 


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Triple Threat "Big Bad Boss" Match:
 Dalek Sek vs. The Cybercontroller vs. The Borg Queen 

<< THE LIGHTS IN THE ARENA TURN DARK BLUE FOR DALEK SEK. THERE IS NO MUSIC AS DALEK SEK SPEAKS >>

Dalek Sek : "I AM DALEK SEK! THE DALEKS ARE THE SUPREME BEINGS IN ALL OF THE UNIVERSE! WRESTLING WAS INVENTED BY THE DALEKS! VINCE MCMAHON IS AN AGENT OF THE DALEKS! TNA IS AN ENEMY OF THE DALEKS! YOU WILL ALL OBEY! IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY YOU WILL BE EXTERRRMINAAAAATED! EXTREMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EX-TER-MI-NAAAAAAAAAAAATE!"

<< THE LIGHTS IN THE ARENA TURN GREEN FOR THE BORG QUEEN. MUSIC: BORG VOICES AND SOUNDS >>

Quark: "Now she...she scares me. The pepper pot was pretty intimidating but...wow "

Talkie Toaster: "You people have obviously never seen Lister after a curry ...."

Quark: "The Borg Queen hails from the Delta Quadrent, with over 5000 species assimilated to date, she is one unstopable force! You can fel the tension in the air Toaster!" 

<< THE LIGHTS IN THE ARENA TURN SILVER FOR THE CYBERCONTROLLER. MUSIC: DANCING QUEEN BY ABBA >>

Quark: "What the hell?"

Talkie Toaster: "This is highly unusual as ABBA is here live in their head jars to sing Dancing Queen....but surely....."

Quark: "It would apear that the Cybercontroller has been a victim of sabotage Toaster... however he does not seem to be phased. Wait, what's this?" 

<< THE BELL RINGS >>

DALEK SEK : "EXTERMINATE!"

CYBERCONTROLLER: "DELETE!"

DALEK SEK : "EXTERMINATE!"

CYBERCONTROLLER: "DELETE!"

DALEK SEK : "EXTERMINATE!"

CYBERCONTROLLER: "DELETE!"

DALEK SEK : "EXTERMINATE!"

CYBERCONTROLLER: "DELETE!"

Quark: "Well this match sucks...." 

DALEK SEK : "EXTERMINATE!"

CYBERCONTROLLER: "DELETE!"

Talkie Toaster : "The borg queen appears to be standing between the Dalek and the Cyberman right now and...wait, she seems to be shouting at the Dalek....OH MY GOD.... The Borg Queen has just been vaporised by the Dalek's....uh...toilet plunger " 

Quark: "Now I've seen everything." 

<< AFTER 20 MINUTES OF EXTERMINATE AND DELETE, THE BELL RINGS >>

Head of Howard Finkle : "Ladies and Gentlemen, this bout has reached the 20 minute time limit, and I must now inform you that this match is a draw..." 

WINNER: DRAW. BORG QUEEN FATALITY. 


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Battle Of The Androids:
 Lt. Comm Data vs. Kryten with Zippy From Rainbow as Guest Referee 

<< THE MUSIC FROM RAINBOW HITS THE PA SYSTEM AS ZIPPY MAKES IS WAY TO THE RING >>

Quark: "I think I've had too much Romulan Ale. What the hell is this?"

Talkie Toaster: "Here comes Zippy, special guest referee of this Battle of the Toast....."

Quark: "It's battle of the Androids..." 

<< ZIPPY GRABS A MICROPHONE TO ADDRESS THE CROWD >>

Zippy: "Hello! Are we all playing with our twangers?! Where's Bungle?.... "

<< DALEK SEK APPEARS FROM THE STAGE AND VAPORISES ZIPPY >>

Quark: "Thank God ..." 

Talkie Toaster: "And this androids match is underway.... and it's looking tense. Data is staring down Kryten. Kryten is staring down Data. God this is intense! This is what toasters dream of... "

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Quark: "...Kryten seems to be....attaching something to his groin... " 

Talkie Toaster: "Kryten is using his groinal attachment to choke Data, oh but Data countered with the back body toast drop... Data now with the Toastslam on Kryten. Kryten has sat back up! *fizz* JR's VOICE: KRYTEN! KRYTEN! KRYTEN! *fizz* OLD WAR-TIMIE MUSIC: DO A LITTLE DANCE FOR MEEE *fizzed* .... sorry about that. "

Quark: "...Wait what's this....another Data coming to the ring?... " 

Talkie Toaster: "Data's brother, Lore, is coming to his aid! *fizz* JR's VOICE: MY GOD WHAT A MOMENT! THE UNDERTAKER AND KANE HAVE BEEN REUNITED! *fizz*"

Quark: "Can you stop doing that? " 

Talkie Toaster: "Sorry. Oh my God, Data...Data..Data has alligned with Lore! Lore and Data have double toastslammed Kryten through the ring...Data...Data has betrayed everyone!"

WINNER: KRYTEN VIA DISQUALIFICATION IN 12:28 



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#2 1 month ago

Zephyr what are your thoughts?


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#3 1 month ago

cool! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!




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#4 1 month ago

Zephyr cannot contain her excitement for the Sci-Fi WrestleFest.


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#5 1 month ago
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.;3519439You visit myspace?? Why, that place is the sewer of the internet

Really. That's why the Great Peach is attacking. He disapproves greatly of that anal cyst of the internet. Knock it off and He may forgive you. I don't know, only the Dark Lord knows for sure. :nodding:

PS: :adore: :Peach:




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#6 1 month ago

Zephyr is a student of The Great Peach.


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#7 1 month ago

Toilets seem to be a problem in the spam forum. This gives me an idea.




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#8 1 month ago

hi




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#9 1 month ago


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#10 1 month ago

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