Over the past few months I've become friends with a foreign exchange student from Germany, mostly based around how I love to hear her curse in both of our languages. Sadly, all good things must come to an end and she'll be heading back to Hannover in a week or two.
Naturally, being the kind man that I am, I decided to buy her a parting gift;
A Barack Obama Chia Pet and two American flags.
Yes, I know you wish you had friends like me.
Anyway, I'd like to also leave a message and I was thinking that it would be hella nifty if it was in German, as to impress her and possibly get her to sleep with me in the two weeks that she'll still be in the good old U.S. of A.
Post clever, applicable messages in German with translation, and the best will receive reputation and possibly even my sexy pictures as a prize.
I was thinking something like "From America, with love, the imperial system, hamburgers, freedom and broken German", or something witty and assholish.
This is awesome and you are awesome. You already know this.
Ich liebe sich abzapfen. Though I'm less than 4% sure that it even makes any sense.
According to Google, you "love to draw off". That's...nice Muse. Real nice.
I'm going to need the translation for them as I don't know a word of German.
Except maybe for
Ich liebe dich
Which I'm purty' sure I could figure out!
My German fetish is at stake here!
Obankobi;5597896According to Google, you "love to draw off". That's...nice Muse. Real nice.
I think it means something rude also.
Say, "Es scheint mir, dich bruste ist lieben apfels."
Spelled correctly, it would mean something "It seems to me your breasts are like apples".
Ok I was almost close. "Es scheint mir, deine Brüste sind wie Äpfel"