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Capybara

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#1 11 years ago

When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".

When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.

When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.

When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets"

When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.

When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.

When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.

When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math in octal.

When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.

:lulz:


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NiteStryker

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#2 11 years ago

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#3 11 years ago

Jealousy at it's best :o


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#4 11 years ago
computernerd;5177565When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.

thats me...should i be worried lol




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#5 11 years ago

You know you've been programming too long when you tell your girlfriend "/exec intercourse.cfg!"




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#6 11 years ago
Authuran;5178178You know you've been programming too long when you tell your girlfriend "/exec intercourse.cfg!"

That isn't programming, noob. :rolleyes:




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#7 11 years ago

ghey




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Queef Richards

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#8 11 years ago
eezstreet;5178186That isn't programming, noob. :rolleyes:

CLOSE FUCKING ENOUGH nct




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#9 11 years ago

What if you count things in a Fibbonacci sequence?




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#10 11 years ago
Authuran;5178213CLOSE FUCKING ENOUGH nct

entering things into consoles is for pansies real men use C++/ASM